Amanda Batdorf the Eccentric One.

Actress, Comedian, Model, Human, Hopelessly in Love, Halloween Enthusiast, Modest Satanist, and above all your dream come true.

Homemade cellulite toning wrap for “emergencies”. 1.5 cups coffee, 2 cups fresh garden mint (thanks ma sue!), 4 packets of green tea, 2 drops essential oil lavender, 3 drops peppermint, 2tbsp almond oil, 3 tbsp olive oil. If you want to know all the detail instructions and my time process PM me or DM me!! #toning #bodywrap #allnatural #homemade #beingfatsucks
Captured this on my walk with Lola today :) yes, I made my usually wish I’ve been asking for over a year. #floral #flower #onemillionphotos #pretty #summer
Even Lola can’t figure out what’s wrong with the people of #pottsville #skook #schuylkillcounty #funny #dog #pa #ihatepennsylvania
I’ve been waiting for the night to fall. #ghostbc @thebandghost #depechemode #sunset #twilight #witchinghour #occult #nofilter #onemillionphotos
This isn’t the ice cream parlor. #lol #funny #germanshepherd #instapuppy #dogster #dogsofinstagram #picstitch #picoftheday #photooftheday #follow4follow #tagsforlikes #onemillionphotos #dog #brooklyn #queens #batdorf #datface #car
Garth is partied out. #waynesworld #batdorf #shepherd #germanshepherd #tired #dogster #dogsofinstagram
welcome-foolishmortals:

How I get ready in the morning

welcome-foolishmortals:

How I get ready in the morning

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fuckyeahraimispiderman:

Still the best Spider-Man villain one-liner

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bats-n-cats:

☆。*☽Halloween Haven☾*。☆

bats-n-cats:

☆。*☽Halloween Haven☾*。☆

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